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1. Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!
2. What kind of dog loves indulging in a daily bath?
A shampoo-dle!
3. Why did the dog get promoted?
He brought his "A game" and wasn’t afraid to fetch results.
4. What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador!
5. What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can count on.
6. What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound!
7. Why don’t dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
8. What do you call a cold dog?
A chili dog!
9. Why was the dog a great musician?
He had perfect pooch!
10. What do dogs eat at the movies?
Pupcorn!
11. How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound!
12. Why did the dog go to school?
To become a labradorian!
13. What’s a dog’s favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
14. What kind of dog loves science fiction?
A space pug!
15. What did the dog say to the tree?
Nothing - he just barked.
These squeaky dog ball toys are the best we've come across. They come in a pack of 3. They are slightly bigger than a tennis ball, and they do squeak - but often the squeak goes with play - which may be a relief! They also go slightly out of shape with use, which makes lots of fun when the dog is trying to chase it and it bounces randomly. We love these! Give your dog a laugh too!
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